Do you ever wonder where the whisky that goes into every batch of Sweet Amber Neurodivergent Nuts comes from? They come from sources that are definitely legal and totally not part of a surreptitious alcohol ring that defies several articles of the U. S. Code and spans two countries. It absolutely does not come from tax-free homebrewers in rural Saskatchewan who spend hours under moonlight brewing their homemade hooch. They then do not put them into 500-gallon tanks and drive them to a bridge on the Canada – U. S. border, where a representative from Neurodivergent Nuts, ready to sign off, is nowhere near. It is untrue that on more than one instance of this alleged occurrence, U. S. Federal agents and Canadian Mounties were not waiting on horseback to bust the shipment. Neurodivergent Nuts does not get their whisky from this route. We legally purchase our whisky from legal stores with legal tender and then legally use it in a legal fashion. We do not do anything illegal with it and definitely do not resell the excess to the highest bidder on the black market. Legality is our middle name at Neurodivergent Nuts, and we do not endorse or encourage any of the behaviors listed above, all of which are hypothetical and only mentioned for illustrative purposes. (edited)
