Cinnamon Almonds

The classic flavored nut for those who like to keep it traditional. Made with real cinnamon and almonds.

We here at Neurodivergent Nuts are serious about our cinnamon. We do not mess around with the fact that only the best cinnamon goes into our nuts. During our harvesting phase, we only select every seventh cinnamon tree, as ancient Babylonians did during their cinnamon festival thousands of years ago. From there, we begin our anointing process, where various rituals and chants are performed for the cinnamon to appease the Elder Spice Deities, who will ensure that the cinnamon chosen takes on an irresistible quality. After grating the cinnamon with our sacred scimitar, our three high priests in charge of cinnamon cultivation each take a spoonful of the dust and attempt to swallow it. If all the priests spit out the cinnamon, the entire batch is deemed unworthy, and is sent to be incinerated. If one of the priests can swallow without spitting, this means that the batch is truly blessed, and is finally able to be sprinkled on our nuts for your consumption and joy.